A young editor named Phillip (Brok Power) works for a big farty television network .
Whilst editing the latest religious program (liable to induce vomit)
hosted by hotshot Father Dante Derris (Josh Crawford), he discovers a
subliminal message
promoting Satanism. Being a hardcore Christian, Phillip is disturbed
greatly by this. He makes his way over to the boss's office. To his
horror, Phillip discovers the media mogul, Vince (Daniel Brophy),
brutally sodomizing a co-worker (Joe Coen) then slitting his throat
(lest we forget drinking the blood afterwards too). Phillip decides to
take this delicate issue into his own hands along with Dante
Derris. Phillip has his own
secret. By nightfall, Phillip becomes Needle, a costumed vigilante that
fights stupid and ridiculous drug dealing villains like Mr. Roboto
(Daniel Inglese). Phillip's name is only mentioned once in the film,
but has been mentioned six times in this introduction.
Dave (left) and Daniel, clearly unaware that they're making pure crap.
Dave talk in third person
The Devil's Primetime was shoddily produced in 2004 as a shoddy first year uni project for a shoddy university. Directed and written by Dave "Arseknocker" Jackson, the film stars Josh "Big Sack" Crawford, Brok "Fart Mouth" Power, Daniel "Dirk Trap" Brophy, Daniel "Ethnic Minority" Inglese and Joe "Goobey" Coen. It's safe to say that this film is quite the stinker. No, really, a big stinker. Dave was never satisfied with the film feeling the comedy wasn't particularly funny (besides that hilarious rape scene... ahem) and the horror was horrible (not in a good way). It only made it to one film festival, and a shite film festival at that. Devil's Primetime has learning curb written all over it, although the performances by Josh and Inglese are still hilarious.
Dave not talk in third person now
Other people that worked on this film were: Stephen Moore (on camera and beard patrol), Christian Malmquist (who did lighting and is Swedish), Kev the Scot (who did sound and had a lot of sex with multiple partners), Simon J. Green (who was also on sound but probably didn't have as much sex with multiple partners as Kev the Scot), Boyd McPhearson (I'm sure he did something, something to do with cables or something or something), Lucas Testro (moral support and extra), Kim Armstrong (acting and making out with Josh Crawford while he had a cheeseburger in his mouth), Richard Datson (an extra and future house mate/monster), Michael Olson (an extra who gets noticed), Charlie Saroff (acting and romance) and some other people. Oh and me, I had a really awful cameo. I remember once on the set, on the last day I believe, I made Josh Crawford drink some rancid milk. That was funny. I was also infamous for my disgraceful catering, which one day consisted of stale donuts and nothing else. I also made people buy their own dinner at Subway. What a cunt. I thought this film sucked so bad I didn't even bother showing up to the festival it was playing at.
Steve (left), Joe, Dave... a vicious raping was followed shortly after.